About the Blogger

     My screen name is Character:Kloe (I wish they'd let me put the "oomloutz" over the E but meh, life ain't perfect).  Obviously, this is my blog.  I believe that eventually this space will be not just a space for random things I say to no one, but that someone may actually be informed of something and possibly retain it long enough to find it useful.  For now, let me tell you a little bit more about myself (read: here are some things I'll be likely to rant about later after I've lured you into reading this damned thing every time I post :3).
     First of all, tomorrow is my half birthday.  Yaayy, happeh half-birfday to meh.  Secondly, I'm very open about my problems (for some, read: whiny girl) including my bra size (see what will probably be my next post simply because it's what prompted me to create a blog).  Now, this is where the title of this thing comes in handy: it really is only awkward if you make it awkward. Now, in that sentence, the word awkward can be replaced with many things. Examples include, but are not limited to, "rude," "nonsensical," "stupid," "unimportant," and my favorite one, "offensive."  Take note, please, that I truly do not wish too offend or bore anybody with this silly thing.  But I feel like people need to realize that A: we all have bad days and need to rant about it, even if we renig it later, and B: this is my blog, not yours, and if you don't like what I'm saying you can GTFO.  Make your own blog ranting about me if you really feel that vehemently opposed to my opinions.  See if I notice or care.  It's a free internet, folks, and I'm a teenage girl whose high school classes are literally proven harder than most colleges in the state.  Also I get stress migraines...
     Basically, to wrap this shiz up before you wander away (or my roomie puts her ramen in the microwave for 23 minutes again on accident) this blog shall talk about whatever I feel needs to be said.  Topics may include, but again are not limited to: my religion, other people's religions, school, boobs, sex, lackthereof, anime, the greatest movie I just saw, how awesome certain people are, why boys are just so strange, and other serious issues which may come to my attention now or at any point in the future.  Hope to see you around, and remember, it's only awkward if you make it awkward. =^.^=



Side Note:  A lot of times, my posts will be lighthearted and very possibly hysterical, especially if they're about my problems (especially boobs).  But sometimes, I will post about serious issues that I care a lot about, such as the way religious minorities are being treated in the Bible Belt and why there isn't a bubble on the SAT for Religion: Pagan.  When these more serious issues come up, I may cuss, I may become flustered, and in all reality I may bitch out anyone who tries to tell me I'm wrong.  People, I'm an INFJ.  If you don't know what that means, look it up.  If you do know what it means, refresh your memory anyway and read a description; it can actually explain a lot of what I do and why I will not refrain from telling you to go muff yourself for commenting in such a way that I would never dream of commenting on someone else's opinions, thoughts, beliefs, and dreams.  If you respect me, I'll respect you.  But once that barrier is gone, it's your own fault and I'm sorry if I behave rashly. But hopefully, it won't come to that.  Right?


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